The Big Bully

Went to the park that has a cool water feature with the kids and some friends this week. We heard the famous sonic boom of the President's protectors. Very exciting. It was a great time had by all. Wish I hadn't forgot my camera. AGAIN.

At one point my son and I were sitting next to a daycare group getting ready to leave. One little girl about nine comes running up in tears.

"AWWBDSFEXVSVAETF ... and he was very strong (making muscles with her little arms which is the only reason anyone knew what she was saying);A;SDFJE FF; DFKFJAW;OIEFJA!!!!!!!"

All her little friends come running up and start asking who was it.

"Was it that kid in the green shorts with no shirt on? That one right over there?"

"YYYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!" sob, sob, sob!!!

"OH, he is really mean, he was calling us cabbage heads!" The teacher looks at me and tries and succeeds at holding back a smile.

"Yeah, he's a big bully!"

My son whispers under his breath to me, "Get the pitchforks!"

Man, oh man I was holding back a big guffaw. I gave myself the hiccups!

On and on they went about this really mean kid who calls people cabbage heads.

Meanwhile, the kid is backing away slowly and has a stick in his hand. He looks terrified.

My son whispers under his breath to me,"They're after blood, he better run!"

Now that just wasn't fair. If I had water in my mouth, it would have sprayed. Praise God, I didn't and all that came out was a Ha!

Soon, the daycare kids loaded up in the cars and off they went.

I wonder what story her parents heard that night.